{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a duck that gets all A's?","punchline":"A wise quacker.","id":202}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...","punchline":"Does that make you an iWitness?","id":41}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?","punchline":"She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.","id":158}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?","punchline":"He's adept at riffing in C#.","id":14}
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